Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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