he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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