Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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