I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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