ya dads aren't the best wingmen
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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