We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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