i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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