Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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