I think I died a long time ago.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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