i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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