My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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