I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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