Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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