what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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