I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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