SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
