pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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