i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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