I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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