I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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