I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
only if we run a train.
done.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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