i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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