so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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