okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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