69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i think im in europe. pls send help
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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