I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Randomize
