The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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