At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's official drugs can't kill me
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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