Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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