I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Randomize
