When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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