i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
