Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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