Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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