I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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