I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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