so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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