is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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