okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
