i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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