you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
If that was your dad, he is hot
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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