The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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