I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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