I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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