i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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