Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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