That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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