Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
