we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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