I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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