Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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