oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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