This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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