You're completely useless in the revolution.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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